Thieves In Britain Are Perceptive

While 6′7″ Liverpool striker and ‘Robot’ dancing  Peter Crouch was scoring two goals (including this spectacular one to the left) during a Champions League victory over Turkish squad Galatasary, “yobs were ripping apart his home” in Britain it is reported.  For those of you, like me, that are unfamiliar with yobs check this out.  From the report:

They stole valuables and drove away in a car he left on the driveway.

The paper says the thieves made a wreck of Crouch’s home, slashing his leather sofas and going through his belongings.

I bet Crouch wasn’t doing The Robot after he got home. 

I have to respect the yobs on one level because these lads were quite perceptive.  They figured this rich guy will be out of town on this specific date and we should be able to burgle his home with ease at that time.  This rational line of thought is way above what common criminals in America can achieve.  Otherwise, I despise them for being common criminals and destroying his home.