This is Why Models Need to Work Out

Since we’re the type to laugh at other people’s expense,* it would have been a shame—a shame, we tell you—if we couldn’t find a sports-ish angle for this delicious story (with photos) on Prada models falling off their heels on the runway.

Here are the snarky remarks that came to mind:

• Maybe if they ate protein, or even just ate, they wouldn’t be so wobbly.
• Maybe if they worked out, they’d have enough muscles to stand and, you know, not fall.
• Maybe they should get the Wii Fit and play the balance games.
• Maybe they should take some lessons from the chicks (and even a few guys) who participate in the annual Stiletto Race in Sydney, Australia.

There. We knew we could make this story relevant to Gossip on Sports. Go us!

*On the blog. We’re not quite this hateful in real life. Slightly less so.