Tingle’s Homoerotic Balloon Fight

My husband bought, imported and is currently playing Tingle’s Balloon Fight DS.

This is grounds for divorce, right? I mean, any humane judge would clearly take my side, correct?

Okay, well. It’s not that bad. I’ve never been much into Balloon Fight myself. I’m more of a Joust-er. I like the idea of battle-ready ostriches.

I vow to someday figure out Tingle’s major malfunction. He obviously has father issues: In Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, he reveals that his father just doesn’t understand why he wants to dress up like a faerie boy and live in the woods instead of doing something a normal thirty-year-old might consider, like attracting a non-winged mate.

On the other hand, who’s going to marry that drunken schizophrenic? “Not I,” said the Nadia.

(Tingle image is copyright Nintendo, though I’m not sure why they want to admit it.)