Today In Unsurprising News
February 28, 2007 by Albert Bianchi
Filed under Sports, Sports Rumors
-Livingston out for season with ligament tears
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No shit.
-Barry Bonds is bigger than he used to be, but now we have numbers. His feet grew two and a half sizes! Holy smokes. Maybe he just likes loose shoes now. Who knows? Oh yeah, everybody knows. It’s steroids.
