Toilet perfection
Lemme just say this one thing: if Dyson got into the toilet business, I’d be first in line. I’m tired of plungers, man. I’m just sayin’. Besides, what guy wouldn’t want a bright yellow toilet? Perfection.
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As long as they didn’t make the yellow toilet with a bunch of clear sections like on the vacuum cleaners, that might be OK.
In a fight between David Oreck and Dyson, my money’s on Oreck.
I read a very interesting article about Dyson recently and he made sure to go on about how he hates businessmen. Where does that leave us?
Kevin Kelly over at Cool Tools posted yesterday about the Toto Ultramax Toilet saying “You can store that plunger away.”
If I had a dyson toilet I’d be worried about it sucking me down into it!
So, the colour yellow attracts you because then you wouldn’t have to aim as well? Frankly, rather than the colour, I’d go for one with a perpetual fresh smell that did that Dyson cyclone thing too.
That would be great. They would need a safety feature, you can’t flush while still on the seat. Gotta protect the “bits”!
Sorry, this post is headed for the toilet! hehehehe
Anon, it’s not so much *my* aim. I’ve got preschoolers in the house, ya know?
saturday night live already did a sketch on it! the dyson toilet