Tom Brady Insulted by only Receiving 49 of 50 MVP Votes

Tom Brady was the near unanimous MVP this year. Near unanimous? How dare was Tom Brady’s perfect year blemished by some rogue reporter? Who does he think he is? This was probably all about that Belichick spying stuff. Everyone is always trying to keep the Patriots down. Haters. Tom Brady isn’t a unanimous MVP? Yeah right! Everyone’s just jealous. Well, the Patriots are going to show that one reporter who thought Brett Favre was league MVP, they’re going to win it all and they’re going to win big. It’s Patriots against the world! Go Pats!

(Next week on inexplicable Patriot indignation: We didn’t get enough coverage during our first round bye.)