Tomb Raider Underworld Teaser Trailer
The new teaser trailer for Tomb Raider Underworld is out and about on the intarwebs, and I naturally ran right over to watch it, thinking that it would be the most marvelous thing since sliced bread. Here it is, for you to make your own judgment call:
What’d you think? Complete with phallic octopii tentacles, booty-baring bathing suits, and claims of a totally new gaming experience, though the teaser trailer didn’t really show you much beyond the typical Lara Croft moves, “epic” environments all over the world (you mean like the other Croft chronicles?), world-endangering artifacts (really? again?) and other things that are supposed to be awesome but kind of have me yawning. And it truly pains me to admit it because I’m about as big a Lara fan as you can get without getting all babbly and drooling at press signings.
There better be something absolutely phenomenal about this game that this trailer just ain’t hinting at, or I might be forced to be mighty cranky and swear of the babe-liciousness of Croft manor for good.
