Top 10 reasons why the Killzone 2 multiplayer video is manufactured

If you’ve been browsing the Internet these past few days, then you may have chanced upon the new “multiplayer” video for Killzone 2, which was shown over at the Leipzig Games Convention. There has been talk regarding its authenticity, since it all sounds manufactured.

Here are top 10 reasons why the Killzone 2 multiplayer video is a fake:

1. The voices actually sound like that of grown men, not of twelve-year-old kids whose certain reproductive parts haven’t matured.
2. Only minor swearing was heard.
3. There were no references to one’s sexual orientation.
4. Players used teamwork.
5. No one used strafe-jumping or bunny hopping.
6. Beaten players didn’t complain about lag.
7. The medic healed a fallen teammate.
8. Nobody uses “Bam” as an exclamation in multiplayer.
9. Nobody took down another player using a melee attack.
10. No teabagging.