Top 10 Valentine’s Day Gifts for Your Ex
February 13, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Baseball, Basketball, Football, Sports Rumors
Looking for something for the ex-Valentine in your life? Check this list (in no particular order) of gift ideas before you do your shopping:
1. Anger management lessons from Bobby Knight.
2. For the ex who is a Roger Clemens fan: A Hall of Fame mug.
3. For the ex who is a New England Patriots fan: This new Eli Manning shirt.
4. A day at the office with Chris Berman. The later in the day, the better.
5. For ex who is an Andy Pettitte fan: A canary.
6. For the ex who hearts Eric Mangini and/or the New York Jets: A Bill Belichick hoodie.
7. Dating advice from Cedrick Wilson and/or Randy Moss.
8. For the ex who is a New York Yankees fan: A DVD of the 2004 World Series.
9. Financial advice from Latrell Sprewell.
10. For the ex who is a Kurt Busch fan: A Tony Stewart jacket. (And vice versa).
Any other suggestions for gift ideas? We had a hard time capping it at 10 . . .
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Hey, Bobby Knight manages his anger very well. There’s never any doubt when he’s angry, right? Seems pretty effective to me…
You’re right, Geoff. He’s not exactly hard to read.
Maybe this is a good gift for the kind of ex who stews for three days before saying, “I’m upset, and if you don’t know why, then I’m not telling you.”