Top Ten reasons why I hate Halo

July 19, 2007 by Mike  
Filed under Gaming

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  1. Halo: Combat Evolved is a resource hog for the PC, even if it was released two years after the Xbox original.
  2. Spartans look ridiculous when climbing ladders in multiplayer.
  3. The corridors look nauseatingly similar.
  4. Halo 3’s visuals don’t give justice to the Xbox 360’s power.
  5. Foul-mouthed 12-year-olds with microphones in XBL.
  6. The original Halo was hot was because there’s no other FPS to play when it came out.
  7. Halo 2 came to the PC two years late and required Windows Vista. Again, requirements are high despite the aging graphics.
  8. Cliffhanger ending in Halo 2.
  9. Halo 2 for the PC has auto-aim for gamepad users in multiplayer. You do more damage when you use this instead of the keyboard and mouse. There’s no way to disable the auto-aim, or detect players using gamepads.
  10. Halo’s story is Marathon in steroids. FYI, Marathon is a Bungie shooter released for the Mac.

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