Top Ten Rejected Ad Slogans For Burger King Cologne

Marketing Experts Offer Advice To The Guy Who Invented Meat-Scented Body Spray And Is Now Looking For a New Job

Just in time to raise your holiday gift of cologne to a level of tackiness you couldn’t begin to imagine, Burger King announced the creation of Flame, a new men’s body spray they describe as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”

Feel free to join in the game of coming up with the worst advertising slogan for Burger King’s new body spray, Flame.

Here’s a Top 10 List to get the ball rolling:

10. Hold Your Own Pickle

9. Stick It Between Your Buns

8. Now — With New, Improved Creepiness

7. Is It Supposed to Feel Like Flame-Broiling When I Pee?

6. It’s Not Just Our Employees Who Are Retarded

5. Are Those Grill Marks On Your Underwear?

4. Hey, What’s Cooking?

3. Let Me Show You My Special Sauce

2. If You Weren’t A Vegetarian Before, This Should Do It

1. Smell Like Your On the Throne

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