Touch Some Anime Bum on the DS

I swear I have something like twenty bucks worth of loonies and toonies on top of my desk and I should really make use of them somehow.

At least I know what I won’t be spending them on: To LOVEru, an ass-obsessed game for the DS and PSP.

The object of the game is to—well, I’m sure you can figure it out without breaking your brain. I have no idea how the scoring system works, but I pray that the potential to earn bonus points is far away from anything to do with scat.

I’m not sure how open-ended To LOVEru might be, but I propose my own set of mini games if the game structure allows:

-Listen to the lead girl/soulless hunk of meat’s high-pitched voice for two hours without screaming, gibbering or losing your mind.

-Contemplate who on God’s Earth finds devil tails sexy on females. Wonder further why people are turned on by eyes that are as unnaturally wide and bright as a tuberculosis victim’s. Bonus: Write a composition on your findings, then tear it up while weeping.

(Source: Kotaku.)