Toyota to Add Solar Panels to Prius Hybrid

New slogan to be, “You thought we were prententious before!”

Toyota Motor Corp plans to install solar panels on its next-generation Prius hybrid cars, and the power generated by the system would be used for chilling drivers’ white wine on their way to $4500-a-plate Save the Spotted Red-Winged Piranha cocktail party fundraisers. 

Cumulative sales of the Prius, the world’s first mass-produced gasoline-electric hybrid car, have topped 1 million units worldwide – amounting to one for every San Francisco holier-than-thou, two for every Hollywood A-list phony, and three for Leonardo di Caprio. 

  Insert snob face here.