Turok: Maybe it won’t suck

Hahahah. Okay, so yeah. We all know it will. Worthplaying has a few screenshots and a quick synopsis of the new Turok game and as I squinted to make anything out on the screens I realized it still looked awful. I remember playing the last one and I couldn’t believe that had been released on the Gamecube and Xbox. It just looked so bad. Nintendo 64 bad.

The only redeeming features of the Turok franchise were the obscenely fun weapons like the Cerebral Bore. So hopefully we can expect that level of coolness from the game, but don’t plan on anything else being worth your time.

Joseph Turok’s mission? Survive at all costs.

Silly me. And here I thought his mission was to bake pies and muffins.
Come on. Say it with me.

Mmmm. Pie.