Uh, Make That Ex-Bengals Player
April 3, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Football, Sports Rumors
We just did a post about how Cincinnati Bengals player Chris Henry got arrested again, this time for letting his fists do the talking.
And now he’s an Ex-Bengals player.
Like Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan, Clemens and McNamee, and Cedrick Wilson and the Pittsburgh Steelers, Chris Henry and the Bengals are together no more.
Like Bill Belichick after the Super Bowl, the Bengals are “moving on.” (Like . . . WTF are we doing with all these “likes” today?) Apparently that whole arrested-five-times-since-December-2005 finally got to them.
Don’t worry, Chris. We’re all pulling for you!
Man, we were thisclose to typing that with a straight face. . .
