Update: The Chinese Plan to Kill the Sky

Yahoo! may be getting bought out by AOL, but that’s not doing anything to prevent them from warning us of the impending DEATH OF THE WORLD.

Clearly, the Chinese will stop at nothing so that their precious “torch” make it to their precious “Olympic Opening Ceremonies” even if it means stopping God himself should he/she/it decide to make it rain on them ho’s. Sure, they may say it’s to “disperse clouds before they can drench dignitaries at the roofless ‘bird’s nest’ stadium” but I see through that Chinese double (sideways?) talk. Anti-aircraft guns AND aircraft guns? Cannons AND Rockets? Silver iodide AND “ice nuclei”? This is obviously a highly calculated and comprehensive preemptive strike on our precious sky by the Chinese. Today they’ll control the rain, tomorrow they’ll control the future!

I forecast (!) a very bloody/moist apocalypse. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.