Vaguery

The ad:

writer for a publication (Midtown)
Reply to: couldIbeanymorevague@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-20, 3:44PM EST

writers wanted for a new publication coming soon

* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: some pay -commission

Could this BE any more vague? Is there are a reason the person who placed this ad chose to share no details with us? What kind of publication? Are we looking for article writers, columnists or humorists? Would he like to peruse samples of our writing and perhaps a resume or a few references? And what’s up with the commission bit? Are we expected to sell something? Dude, throw us a bone. Something …anything. And use caps.

Ass.