Walmart Worship
June 4, 2007 by Deborah Ng
Filed under Entertainment
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Just when I thought I saw it all. A website devoted to the beauty that is WalMart. I shop at WalMart now and again, and it is indeed beautiful. From the simplistic “Price Cutters” sign to the clean lines of the particle board furniture, I’m touched and amazed every time I visit. I especially get a lump in my throat when visiting the fish section. Nothing says beauty like seeing a couple of floating corpses at the top of the tank unaware of the whirlpool that awaits them.
Gee you don’t think WalMart could be behind this, do you? Naaaah, they wouldn’t do something like that.