Wanna Buy Gisele’s Old Bling-Bling?

If wads of cash are burning a hole in your pocket and you want to be able to say “I own jewelry that once belonged to a Victoria’s Secret Angel,” then have we got a deal for you.

Gisele Bundchen, Brazilian supermodel and girlfriend to New England Patriots QB-but-not-for-this-season Tom Brady, is putting up some of her diamonds for auction.

Is she making room for more diamonds, or at least a certain kind of sparkly on a certain finger? Is she parting with the ice to banish the ghosts of boyfriends past? (Hey, she dated Leonardo di Caprio, remember?) Or does she need the money?

Man, we were thisclose to typing that last question with a straight face. 

Bridget Moynahan’s Baby Daddy’s skinnier half is mum as to why she’ll be selling the shiny stuff at Christie’s next month. But who cares, when the little people have a chance to pony up for the 3.35 carat Sabbadini diamond ring and/or a 6 carat—hey, doesn’t that make it heavier than Gisele herself?—diamond pendant necklace?

Start lining up those pennies in neat stacks of 10. The ring could nab $15-20K and the necklace, $150-200K.

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