Want a Kid that Looks Like Brett Favre?

I have to admit that I’m not sure how I feel about sperm banks. The whole process seems so impersonal somehow. But I know that people use them and who am I to say otherwise? If you think they are a good idea, you might enjoy this story because in a way it means sperm banks have just been taken to “the next level.”

If you heart Brett Favre with all your might and want your kid to look like him, there are a couple things you can do. Try to “get with” him (but since he’s been married a bunch of years I doubt you’ll be successful.) Or, you could always go to a sperm bank and request that the sperm of someone who looks like him be planted in you.

Apparently, Favre is a popular one with lookalike sperm requests. Other favorites? Ben Affleck, Jeremy Shockey, and Greg Grunberg from Heroes. (Grunberg is pretty cute, I’ll give you that.) Interested? Just visit the California Cryobank. ABC News says that the Cryobank:

accepts only 1 percent of sperm-donor applicants, members of the staff sift through their long list of anonymous sperm donors. Then they vote to decide which of them are dead ringers for movie stars and athletes. Would-be parents can then pick which celeb they’d like their baby to resemble.

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