Want to Contact a Celebrity? Enter Our Caption Contest!
October 2, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Baseball, Sports Rumors
*Blushes and acts oh-so-coquettish*
It’s our one-year blog-iversary!
To celebrate 365 days of snark, scandal, and (sometimes) supermodels in the world of sports, we’re holding a contest.
The game: See that paparazzi pic of A-Rod below? Submit a caption in the comments. But wait! Not just any caption. You have to use each of these three “s” words: strikeout, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Sarah Palin.
The prize: A copy of Jordan McAuley’s book, Secrets to Contacting Celebrities. The funniest caption, as determined by an independent panel, will win.
Not stalking. Contacting. Got it? Good. We don’t want hate mail from celebs. (No it’s OK; we laughed at the thought of a celebrity being aware of our existence, too).
So, here’s the picture. (FYI: He’s dining in NYC here, but this isn’t his recent meal with Madonna). And remember: strikeout, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Sarah Palin.
Image: Used with permission www.splashnewsonline.com
“Does this money bring out the color in my eyes?”
ha ha! More seriously, though, congrats on 365 of snarky goodness! Can’t believe it’s been a year already!
A-rod picks out his new wife.
Holy SpongeBob SquarePants! I can’t believe I hit a strikeout and now I am going to share my prize with Sarah Palin~!
A-Rod bets his last dollar that now, since McCain replaced Sarah Palin with Spongebob Squarepants as his running mate, the Obama campain is headed for a fat November strikeout.
After the big McCain strikeout the next republican ticket will be Sarah Palin/Spongebob Squarepants. Remember to get out and vote!
Sarah Palin quoted as saying Obama will strikeout worse than Sponge Bob Squarepants in the presidential election.
Listen, I just want to buy the new spongebob squarepants cd, if I don’t I mite stikeout with my new girlfriend Sarah Palin.
I stikeout and spongebob squarepants got a date with sarah palin . I though I’d never lose this this bet! I’M A-ROD!
Listen, I’m buying Sarah Palins house so I can see Russia, and I want you to decorate my bedroom in Spongebob Squarepants or I’ll strikeout with Madonna.
Spongebob Squarepants rocks the shrink-wrapped A-rod mask but still scores a strikeout with the infamous Caribou Barbie (AKA Sarah Palin).
Sarah Palin is so square, she even had a strikeout with Sponge Bob Square Pants! Maybe if I bribe her with this money, she’ll quit talking!
Madonna was a strikeout; it was Sarah Palin who wanted to hunt moose and play with my SpongeBob SqurePants!
I don’t know what it is about SpongeBob SquarePants, but everyone seems to love him. Maybe if I buy an outfit like his, I won’t strikeout with Sarah Palin like I did with Madonna!
A-Rod hoped he would not have a strikeout with Sarah Palin asking her to show him her Baked Alaska as being rejected by SpongeBob SquarePants was embarrassing enough.
A-rod pays for the drinks as Sponge Bob Squarepants consoles him after his strike out with Sarah Palin. Guess we know how he’ll be voting!
Sarah Palin vs. SpongeBob Squarepants - who won the debate? who will strike out? My money’s on, uh, my face at the moment. Weird.