Watch Out Arnold, Tom Brady is Coming to Your Side of Town

Tom Brady has closed on a “3.6-acre vacant lot” in Brentwood, California, right down the road from Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger’s house.

I’m sure Tom and the Schwarzenegger will have tons to chat about. Like how to rehabilitate a bum knee and how to leave a girl after she tells you she’s pregnant. Oh wait… Tom Brady is the only scoundrel who did that. (Sorry, Arnold.)

Rumors are flying that Tom and his current gal Gisele Bundchen may be getting hitched in the off season. Springtime, to be exact.

Of course there is another rumor that suggests Brady is buying this place in order to flip it.

I nearly laughed myself out of my chair with that one. Can’t you see Brady painting and re-tiling floors just so he can make a few bucks? (Yeah, me neither.)

Of course I can’t really see him settling down and being a proper husband, either. So you never know.