Wellington Mara’s Son Tackles Eagle Fan/Stockbroker, Expected to Miss 4-6 Weeks with Ankle Sprain

Here’s the background information. The late Giants Owner Wellington Mara’s son is stockbroker, he knows a stockbroker who is an Eagles fan, the Eagles beat the Giants, there was some light ribbing, and Mara snapped. This is pretty hilarious on its own, so I’m just going to present some of the highlights, unedited.

Another, unnamed broker told the Post that Mara started screaming, “I’m gonna f- – -ing kill you! Don’t f- – - around with my family! Don’t insult my family!”

That broker told the newspaper that Tomasulo responded, “Hey, what is your problem? It’s just a game!” But the broker said Mara yelled back, “No, it’s not just a game, it’s my f- – -ing family!” and then charged at Tomasulo.

Tomasulo told the paper that Mara just seemed to snap.

“He charged me like an animal,” Tomasulo told the newspaper. “He charged me like he wanted to sack me. At first, he got me in a bear hug and bent me over a trading post. At first, I thought it was a joke. Then he proceeded to choke me. I passed out for a minute.”

Damn straight you don’t mess with the Maras. They roll deep. You can’t come the NYSE talking trash and not expect a beating. They’re like the U, except much whiter.