What Do You Suppose They’re Researching?
February 12, 2008 by Deborah Ng
Filed under Entertainment
Hmmm….
Adjunct Professor Seeking Female Research Assistant
You: attractive, motivated undergraduate or graduate student who is available 1-3 hours per week. You should be located in Center City and available before 4pm weekdays.
Me: young assistant professor affiliated with local institution; in need of research assistant for ongoing project.
Details upon your reply.
Serious replies only, please.
Do you think the research assistant’s sex and appearance have anything to do with the research? Me neither. Who do you think is the bigger loser, the dirtbag who placed the ad or the airhead who will respond?
Creep.
Attractive,motivated…gosh,is this code for something?
Oh, ICK.
I’m only surprised he didn’t specify to send pictures with response. One wonders what they will be “researching”… $10 says he looks like Quasimodo.
1-3 hours a week…
God, just be honest. “Hot young chick desperately in need of extra cash wanted to service me a few times a week in my office so my wife doesn’t know I’m cheating.”
Me: young assistant professor affiliated with local prostitution. Is how it should read. What a wiener. The respondee and respondent deserve eachother equally.