WHERE IS THE NEWS?!

I have nothing to write about… NOTHING. WHERE IS ALL THE NEWS THAT I COVET ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS?!

My life is hard enough without the news!

So, I will ramble.

How are you doing? I’m fine… thanks for asking.

Oh, my new phone? It’s awesome. I haven’t put it down for almost a week. It’s like an addicting drug, minus the horrible side affects of my teeth and hair falling out. Not to mention the sores. GOD THE SORES.

Fine, here is the little bit of news I can find:

Oh, according the Gnome’s website, there is a new edition to the wonderful magazine, Adventure Lantern, out. Gnome has an article in there he wrote himself. Now that’s talent. I think he wrote about porn or something, so go check it out. It’s titillating.

Adventure Gamers sometime back wrote an article about there being a new trailer for the game Broken Sword: The Angel of Death that is due to come out soon… very soon. This is the game that will continue the Broken Sword series that started years upon years ago. There is no porn mentioned in this trailer.

Speaking of Broken Sword, Broken Sword: Shadow of the Templars has just been released for Pocket PCs with Windows Mobile, according to Just Adventure. Seeing as I am now the proud new owner of a Pocket PC with Windows Mobile, I may have to purchase said game. It will go right besides my porn collection… that I don’t have. YOU WISH I HAD ONE, DON’T YOU! And no, I’m not going to start a collection… don’t ask.

Alright. I’m spent. There is only so much a girl can ramble about. Especially when there is no news.

And don’t even ask about the porn. Sickos.