Whoa. Tainted Grub.

Contaminated Pet Food Companies Settle —
My Dog Still Holds A Grudge, Pens Song Parody of Soft Cell Hit

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Sometimes I feel I’ve got to
Run away I’ve got to
Get away
From the cut-rate food that you make me eat
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I’ve lost my light
For I toss my cookies day and night

(chorus)
Once I ran for food (I ran)
Now I’ll run from you
This tainted grub you’ve given
I give you all a dog could give you
Take my balls and that’s not nearly all
Oh…tainted grub
Tainted grub

Now I know I’ve got to
Run away I’ve got to
Get away
You don’t really want to buy me Pedigree
To make things right
It’s your throat I’d like to bite
Oh, you think love is to spay
But I’m sorry I don’t play that way

(chorus)

Don’t feed me please
I cannot stand this dog disease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I’m going to grab your shoe and go
Tainted grub, tainted grub (x2)
Damn you, Jabo, tainted grub (x2)
Tainted grub (x3)
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