Why Do Brooke Hogan’s Parents Insist on Bedding Her Friends?

Usually when parents get to know the friends of their teen or twentysomething children, it’s with the hope that said friend is a trustworthy pal and a positive influence. But in Brooke Hogan’s family, Meet the Parents sometimes translates as Meet Your Next Screw Toy.

*Pauses to allow readers time for shuddering in horror*

First up is in-need-of-a-vocabulary-brush-up Hulk Hogan, who hopped in the sack with Brooke’s (uh, former) friend Christiane Plante. 

And now Mom Linda Hogan is getting busy with Brooke’s 19-year-old buddy, Charlie Hill.

 Brooke Hogan staring off into the distance, perhaps wondering where she went wrong raising her parents.

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We envision the parent-friend introductions like this:

Brooke: “Mom/Dad, this is my friend Chick X/Dude Y.”

Mom/Dad: “Are you available? I mean—nice to meet you.”

Friend: “You’re f***ing hot. I mean—nice to meet you, too.”

Mom/Dad: “Wanna shag me? I mean—Brooke, honey, don’t you have an errand to run?”

And the rest is tabloid history, blog foddah, and therapy bills for poor Brooke.