With One Week To Go, Most Polls Show Obama Ahead
New Poll Shows People Tired Of Polls, Grass Roots Movement Afoot to Mess With Pollsters
A new poll released today about polls show that people polled about polls want to see another poll about the poll their taking before they answer the poll about the poll about polls.
The likely error is said to be +/- 50 percent regarding what the hell the poll is about.
In yet another poll, 95% of the people said that polls were stupid because they didn’t care what other people thought. As one subject noted, “All you have to do is watch Fox News or CNBC for five minutes to figure out that there’s no way you’re going to change anyone’s mind so all you’re really doing is taking a survey to find out how many pig-headed people are in your particular sample.”
Pollsters, meanwhile, are finding it harder to interpret polling results as people who are fed up with being interrupted in the middle of dinner to answer stupid questions are increasingly giving bogus responses just to mess with the pollsters.
Officials at the Gallup organization suspect this type of “prank polling” may have been responsible for the recent results of a survey in which 87.3% of people favored exposing their children to nuclear waste because they think it will give them superpowers.
Poll analysts suggest the skewed results may be the result of a sample which focused on likely voters in West Virginia.
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