World Celebs Sing To Stop Global Warming

– Global Temps Rise .000001 Degree As Group Expels Concentrations of CO-2 During Big Finale of Sing-A-Long –

A group of world celebrities gathered in Geneva, Switzerland yesterday to protest global warming because celebrities never gather in a place like Chlamydia, Arkansas when they’re preening over some idiotic cause they know nothing about.

I wouldn’t be too upset if you can’t make it to Geneva because the biggest celebrities they chose to highlight in the article were the Scorpions and Duran Duran.

Calling the Scorpions world celebrities is like me putting antlers on my Golden Retriever and calling it a moose. Saying it doesn’t make it so.

The gathering was organized by Kofi Annan, the former head of the United Nations so you can imagine what an efficiently run affair this must have been.

Kofi’s brother probably got the food concession to the event in an crab puffs-for-oil deal with Iran.

If history tells us anything, it’s that the United Nations couldn’t organize a two man outing to the corner deli so if we’re depending on Kofi Annan to run a function designed to save the world, we might as well all kill ourselves now.

Which, come to think of it, is probably not a bad choice when compared to having to listen to Duran Duran.

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Duran Duran is ready to rock (and save!) your world…

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Image: Zuma Press

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