WTF? Redfined: What The . . . Favre?
July 2, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Baseball, Football, Sports Rumors
Wait a minute. Wait a doggone, teeth-picking, wedgie-picking (we’re lookin’ at you, Rafa), how-far-from-here-is-Bora Bora minute.
We thought Brett Favre retired.
We saw him get all verklempt at his farewell speech.
And now we read that he’s contemplating a comeback with his beloved Green Bay Packers?
Sure, next you’ll tell us that the Tampa Bay Rays leading the AL East or that people kinda like Jessica Simpson’s country single.
*loyal minion whispers from offstage and points to headlines*
Oh, hold on a minute . . . we’re not in Kansas anymore, are we, Toto?
