Yo ho ho ho, a pirates life for me

As many of you know, I am a fan of pirates. I mean, just look at my logo. There is a pirate hat on it. You can’t get much better than a pirate hat on a logo. To me, that is… perfection. A pirated hat logo. Yes. Personally, I think pirates are way cooler than ninjas. Yes, ninjas are lithe and nimble and silently moving. Hell, I used to own ninja stars that I would throw at trees and perhaps my brothers. Don’t worry, I didn’t kill them or anything. That’s the thing about ninjas… unless you’ve practiced with their tools of the trade for years and years, you’d never be able to kill anyone. With pirates, however, you give them a cutlass and some rum and just wait for the death and destruction. There is no sneaking. There is no being nimble. There is no honor. Just destruction. Pirates really are more my style.

Why do I like pirates so much, you ask? Well, because of the Monkey Island series. It’s as simple as that. Ever since I first laid mine eyes on Guybrush Threepwood, I feel in love with pirates. Blame that game on this insane entry, my friends, because seriously… it’s their fault.

Because I am a fan of pirates, it would be logical that I would also be a fan of Pirates of the Caribbean and I do. Why is this relevant? Well, because the next movie is coming out May 25th and with that movie, there is a trailer. A brand new one. That just came out last night… Like at midnight… someone’s time. So, without further ado, here’s your stinkin’ trailer… it’s a little small, so if you want to see the big version, click here: