You Are a(n) (anti-) Pirate

Here’s a real blast from the anti-piracy past. This delightful gallery of comics features gold-hearted gamers reporting scoundrels who are copying A+ titles like “See It, Shoot It” instead of shelling out their cigarette and beer money for quality entertainment.

Hah, lookit them change the world for the better with their smug smiles, lifted chins and righteous anger (”These are copied games, AND I DON’T LIKE IT!!!”) They are truly templars fighting for a just cause. Let’s pretend we don’t see them dreaming about the thousand pound reward in the thought balloons above their pointed heads.

This one’s probably my favourite: The bobbies interrupt a boring maths class to arrest a “rotter” of a pirating teacher. To borrow a line from MSTron, he’s going to a place where the salads get tossed, and it isn’t The Sizzler.