You’re Kidding Right? DQ Tycoon?

I had to actually check the publish date on this post at Sarcastic Gamer to make sure that it wasn’t Friday, a day when they regularly ply outright lies masquerading as genuine gaming news, both because they’re sick bastards and because it’s fun to see how far plonk will circulate on the internets.

But no, it was posted today.

You can now live your virtual dream of becoming *drumroll* a DQ Tycoon. Oh yes, the peanut buster parfait, the simple chocolate dipped cone, the endless franchising opportunities, all this can be yours thanks to GameMill Entertainment and Sparkplug Games. Expect to:

Dairy Queen Tycoon will be one of the first time management games to have a strong brand behind it on the PC. Throughout the game, players will create Blizzard® treats, dip Dilly® Bars, and decorate the popular DQ Cakes. After hours, the player will manage the operation of up to four DQ stores, upgrading machines, managing staff, and keeping business running smoothly.

Erm…okay. I guess it’s like Papa’s Pizzeria, but with icecream?

Via | Sarcastic Gamer