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I Know Why The Cagy Bird Sings

I Know Why The Cagy Bird Sings

The magpie is a bird with black-and-white plumage. The dictionary characterizes the birds as possessing “noisy, mischievous habits.” Kind of like the Ashton Kutchers of the bird world. Wikipedia describes the birds as “opportunistic scavengers that will eat anything once … More »

Snuggie Is Sneaky

Snuggie Is Sneaky

Snuggie is the goofy blanket with sleeves for people who can’t figure out, when it’s 43 degrees in your house, you might want to put on a sweatshirt. With sleeves. Our Snuggie story begins a few weeks before last Christmas… … More »

G Is For Gaffe

G Is For Gaffe

The new, supposedly way-cool Gatorade commercials debuted earlier this year and asked, “What is G?” The answer, apparently, is that G is for “Gaffe” … with a capital “G.” Parent company PepsiCo managed to take a mature sports drink which … More »

Foul Called On WNBA

Foul Called On WNBA

The WNBA is the Abe Vigoda of professional sports — no one can believe either the league or the veteran actor is still alive. Despite NBA commissioner David Stern’s hectoring that everyone should watch women’s basketball and failure to do … More »