Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain by Gameloft (I kid you not!)
September 1, 2008 by Jayvee Fernandez
Filed under Games
Heads up! I heard Chuck Norris is coming this way!, screams the rebels as you play as Chuck Norris. Gameloft had mentioned that Chuck Norris was in a “weakened state” as he traveled around the world and got into an accident. So not like Chuck Norris, but fine, we’ll play along. But if Chuck Norris hears about this ….
Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain is out NOW by Gameloft. It plays a side-scrolling hack and slash and shoot and gun Chuck Norris as he goes around the world cleaning up the bad guys and sending them into “Retirement +10.”
I first thought this game was fake — since no one is bad ass enough to play as Chuck Norris. But no, Gameloft is indeed releasing this epic title this month! And PROPS to Gameloft for successfully taking this cult into the next level. The dialogue is absolutely hilarious and the premise for Chuck Norris to be able to punch through buildings and burn down forests while defeating Communism is ….. well…. expected of Chuck Norris.
More screencaps here!
Haha! This really caught my eye. Imagine, Chuck Norris immortalized through a cell phone game. I want one! Gimme gimme.
That fifth screenshot, however, is, uhmm, too unreal. LoL. Chuck Norris hefting a jeep. :p
You dare question the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris?!?!?