Jason Giambi Wears a Golden Thong
May 17, 2008 by Stephen Kersey
Filed under Humor
New York Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi recently admitted to wearing a thong. Not just any thong - a golden thong.
Giambi says that he wears the golden thong to help him when he’s slumping at the plate. He also indicated that some of his current and former teammates also put on the golden thong to help bust slumps.
Recently, the Chicago White Sox got criticized for their slump busting technique. You see, the White Sox used blowup dolls as slump busters and some members of the media apparently got offended.
Seeing that Giambi is hitting .181 on the season, there’s a good chance he’s wearing that golden thong - a lot. Perhaps even on a daily basis. That is not a good mental picture.
File this one under TMI.
Please tell me this isn’t Jason Giambi wearing his thong.
Photo: Newscom
Comments
One Response to “Jason Giambi Wears a Golden Thong”Trackbacks
Check out what others are saying about this post...[...] wonder if Jason Giambi was wearing his golden thong. On second thought, I don’t want to wonder about [...]