Nine Holiday Wishes for Baseball
December 23, 2007 by Geoff Young
Filed under Odds and Ends
For your amusement, and mine…
- More great games, fewer Congressional investigations.
- A commissioner who isn’t one of the owners. Yeah, I know technically he isn’t one of the owners anymore, but he’s one of the owners.
- Hall of Fame enshrinement for Bert Blyleven, Goose Gossage, and Tim Raines.
- Enough with the Red Sox already. It was kinda cute the first time, but now it’s just annoying.
- A real owner for the Marlins, and not someone who only knows how to destroy big-league franchises.
- One more season for Julio Franco.
- Seventy wins for the Royals and Pirates.
- No domed stadiums, designated hitters, or All-Star games that determine home-field advantage in the World Series.
- Free steroids for everyone!
Well, maybe not that last one. Anyway, happy holidays!
