Jack Cust Ain’t Superman
May 21, 2007 by Geoff Young
Filed under Humor, Personalities
You’ve heard the legend of Jack Cust by now. The veteran DH came to the A’s from San Diego in a trade a few weeks ago and has gotten off to a great start with his new club. But is he better than Superman? You be the judge:
Jack Cust vs Superman
Cust
Superman
Advantage
Birthplace
Flemington, N.J.
Krypton
With all due respect to New Jersey, this goes to the Man of Steel.
Drafted
Arizona, 1st round ‘97
Never
Cust. In fairness to Superman, had he played baseball, he likely would have been a first-round pick as well.
Earth Name
Jack Cust
Clark Kent
Tie. I can’t tell the difference.
Height
6′1″
6′3″
Superman.
Weight
205 lbs
225 lbs
Superman.
Speed
None
Faster than a speeding bulllet
Superman.
Vision
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