The Pujols Guide to Tigers Pitchers
October 20, 2006 by Geoff Young
Filed under Humor, Personalities, Playoffs
Given Albert Pujols’ penchant for denying opposing pitchers any credit, I thought it might be fun to see if we can figure out which phrases might best describe his feelings toward the Detroit Tigers staff that he’ll face in the World Series. It’s easy: just match the name in the first list with the phrase in the second.
Names:
- Jeremy Bonderman
- Kenny Rogers
- Nate Robertson
- Justin Verlander
Phrases:
- Big deal, I used to throw 120 mph back in Little League.
- He’s nothing special, just ask Billy Beane.
- Anyone can hit him, even Molina.
- The guy is like 50 or something, it’s not much of a challenge.
Okay, there you go. Which phrase goes with which name?
