The Russian Judge Gives Him a Ten

Not that I condone such behavior, but this truly is brilliant:

Quick mini-review of Phillip Wellman’s ejection:

• Tossing hat: 7 — not bad, but seen it before
• Getting in plate umpire’s face: 7 — again, fairly generic stuff
• Covering home plate with dirt: 9 — starts out fairly simple, but the attention to detail and showmanship are impressive; he clearly takes pride in his work
• Tossing third base: 6 — like the concept, but this is a terrible throw; Juan Pierre could’ve done better
• Crawling from second base to pitchers mound and tossing resin bag like a grenade toward home plate: 10 — totally makes up for the third base toss; Cirque du Soleil can’t come up with stuff this good
• Tossing himself out of game: 7 — different, but not terribly interesting
• Taking second and third base with him: 8 — fun and effective deterrent; if things don’t go my way, then you just can’t play
• Blowing kisses to crowd before disappearing behind door: 10 — dude nailed his routine and he knows it

Overall, a very solid effort. A curtain call would have been nice, but once you are ejected, you cannot come back onto the field…