E3 Establishes Fine: No Boobs for You!

Well, damnit. I had my outfit for E3 all picked out. It was a simple, three piece suit consisting of three Nintendo stickers carefully placed to cover all the girly bits. Alas, I don’t have the $5,000 they might end up fining me for wearing such a sophisticated garment.

Bastards.

Don’t they understand fashion??

I guess not.

Next Generation says:

In the 2006 E3 Exhibitor’s Handbook, it reads: “Material, including live models, conduct that is sexually explicit and/or sexually provocative, including but not limited to nudity, partial nudity and bathing suit bottoms, are prohibited on the Show floor, all common areas, and at any access points to the Show. ESA, in its sole discretion, will determine whether material is acceptable.”

Fines of $5,000 will be issued after a single verbal warning, which would have to be paid on site. Although the rules have been in place for some years, it’s the first time that the fine has been introduced. Whether it will make a difference, remains to be seen.

Crap. There goes my Night Elf Dance too. I’ve been practicing SO hard.

What else is a woman supposed to do at these things, then?

Erin, what are you wearing? I’ll trade you my Mario sticker for your Link one.