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		<title>Play Sims Games Online</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Tucker</dc:creator>
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Everyone&#8217;s always emailing me and asking &#8220;how do I play sims online?!&#8221;  The answer is that you can&#8217;t.
I wrote about this back in May and was pretty testy about the whole deal but I&#8217;ve calmed since then and I guess I can&#8217;t blame you for trying.  So, for those of you who want to play Sims online for free I present to you this link. [Click where it says "this link"]
OK.  That&#8217;s a bit of a joke.  They&#8217;re Sims 2 online mini games to take some of the sting out of not being able to download Sims 2 online for [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/simsgamer">Sims Gamer</a></p>
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<p>Everyone&#8217;s always emailing me and asking &#8220;how do I play sims online?!&#8221;  The answer is that you can&#8217;t.</p>
<p>I <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/simsgamer/2008/05/16/stop-being-cheap/" target="_blank">wrote about this</a> back in May and was pretty testy about the whole deal but I&#8217;ve calmed since then and I guess I can&#8217;t blame you for trying.  So, for those of you who want to play Sims online for free I present to you <a href="http://thesims2.ea.com/games/index.php?" target="_blank">this link</a>. [Click where it says "this link"]</p>
<p>OK.  That&#8217;s a bit of a joke.  They&#8217;re Sims 2 online mini games to take some of the sting out of not being able to download Sims 2 online for free <em>legally</em>.</p>
<p>But don&#8217;t go away angry.  Friday I have a big giveaway to announce just to reward you for putting up with all of my crap.  I really do appreciate you&#8217;re emails, so keep them coming&#8230;even if they are about wanting to play Sims 2 for free.</p>
<h4>Image Source:<em> <strong><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/36144637@N00/"><strong>Kevin Zollman</strong></a></strong></em></h4>
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		<title>Backup That Game!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 11:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Tucker</dc:creator>
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I told you yesterday about EA releasing a patch to fix broken crap issues in Apartment Life.
Today, I realized that I&#8217;ve never mentioned what to do before you install a patch or well&#8230;just about anything that alters the original game.  [That includes all of the really cool downloads/content that I find for you.]
When you install a patch or other new content, your changing your original game.  [I know that seems really obvious, but stick with me.]  Now, imagine if you will, that you&#8217;ve been playing on Sims 2 since it was released back in 2004.  All of this time, you&#8217;ve [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/simsgamer">Sims Gamer</a></p>
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<p>I <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/simsgamer/2008/10/18/apartment-life-patch-fixes-wonky-stuff/" target="_blank">told you yesterday</a> about EA releasing a patch to fix <strike>broken crap</strike> issues in Apartment Life.</p>
<p>Today, I realized that I&#8217;ve never mentioned what to do <strong>before</strong> you install a patch or well&#8230;just about anything that alters the original game.  [That includes all of the really cool downloads/content that I find for you.]</p>
<p>When you install a patch or other new content, your changing your original game.  [I know that seems <em>really</em> obvious, but stick with me.]  Now, imagine if you will, that you&#8217;ve been playing on Sims 2 since it was released back in 2004.  All of this time, you&#8217;ve been playing the same family &#8211; generation after generation &#8211; and building your neighborhood.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve installed all of the expansion and stuff packs with no problems and have never backed up your game [gasp].  &#8220;Who really needs to back up a game&#8221;, you think.  &#8220;Nothing&#8217;s ever happened before&#8221;.</p>
<p>Then you download the Apartment Life patch and install it.</p>
<p>You reboot the computer and your game is dead.  All of your sims are gone and you&#8217;re officially screwed.</p>
<p>Something happened while you were downloading the patch and the download was corrupted but you didn&#8217;t realize it.  Since you didn&#8217;t back anything up &#8211; EVER &#8211; you&#8217;re now left to start all over.</p>
<p>That doesn&#8217;t sound like much fun, does it?</p>
<p>Didn&#8217;t think so.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what you need to know to backup what you have so that you don&#8217;t loose it all.</p>
<p>This is all assuming that you did a typical install of the game and that you didn&#8217;t mess with the location for install.  If you screwed with the location then figure it out yourself cause I have no way of knowing where you put stuff.</p>
<p>The safest place to put a backup of the game is somewhere other than on the computer you have your game installed on.  What&#8217;s the point in having a backup if the backup and game get killed by a power surge?</p>
<p>Figure out where you want your backup to go before you do anything.  If you don&#8217;t have access to an external hard drive or DVD/CD then create a new file called &#8220;Backup&#8221; or whatever blows your skirtup.</p>
<p>Now that you&#8217;ve figured out where to put your sims, go find your game data.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s most likely gonna be found here:</p>
<p>C:\My Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2</p>
<p>Look around in there and find these four files:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.everyjoe.com/simsgamer/files/2008/10/backup-files.png" alt="backup-files.png" align="middle" /></p>
<p>Copy and save them all to their new home and you&#8217;re done.</p>
<p>Pretty easy, huh?</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve taken pictures of your sims or made any movies then you&#8217;re gonna want to find those files as well.  Movies are found in C:\My Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2\Movies and pictures are hiding in C:\My Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2\Storytelling.</p>
<p>Have fun with all of the great expansions and custom content&#8230;just don&#8217;t forget to backup your game often to prevent a Sims 2 apocalypse.</p>
<h4>Image Source &#8211; Amy Tucker © 2008</h4>
<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/simsgamer">Sims Gamer</a></p>
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		<title>So You Want to Make a Plant Sim?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:47:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Tucker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The idea is simple.
Buy some fruit trees and spray the crap out of them with bug spray.  Or, you can buy a garden plot, plant some seeds and then spray the crap out of it with bug spray.
Whichever you choose, you should eventually end up like this:
Unless of course, you seem to lack the ability to create a garden that contains bugs.
And that was my problem.
Exhibit A:

Here I am planting my happy little garden.  I realized that the plethora of lady bug houses was going to be an issue if I wanted plant eating bugs, so I nixed [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/simsgamer">Sims Gamer</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The idea is simple.</p>
<p>Buy some fruit trees and spray the crap out of them with bug spray.  Or, you can buy a garden plot, plant some seeds and then spray the crap out of it with bug spray.</p>
<p>Whichever you choose, you should eventually end up like this:<img src="http://www.everyjoe.com/simsgamer/files/2008/01/clipboard01.jpg" title="plant sim.jpg" alt="plant sim.jpg" align="absmiddle" width="400" /></p>
<p>Unless of course, you seem to lack the ability to create a garden that contains bugs.</p>
<p>And that was my problem.</p>
<p align="left"><strong>Exhibit A:</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.everyjoe.com/simsgamer/files/2008/01/planting.jpg" title="planting.jpg" alt="planting.jpg" align="absmiddle" width="400" /></p>
<p>Here I am planting my happy little garden.  I realized that the plethora of lady bug houses was going to be an issue if I wanted plant eating bugs, so I nixed them right after this picture was taken.</p>
<p><strong>Exhibit B:</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.everyjoe.com/simsgamer/files/2008/01/growing.jpg" title="growing.jpg" alt="growing.jpg" align="absmiddle" width="400" /></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve gotten rid of the lady bug houses and added some fruit trees.  Hopefully some bugs will find this little greenhouse inviting.</p>
<p><strong>Exhibit C:</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.everyjoe.com/simsgamer/files/2008/01/thriving.jpg" title="thriving.jpg" alt="thriving.jpg" align="absmiddle" width="400" /></p>
<p>You might not be able to read what that little &#8220;status box&#8221; says, so I&#8217;ll tell you.  It says &#8220;thriving&#8221;.  That means no bugs!  Normally, that would be a great thing.  All of my tomato plants are happy as larks.</p>
<p>But, if you want to make a Plant Sim, you&#8217;re kind of SOL.</p>
<p>A challenge for interested readers: make your very own Plant Sim and email &#8216;em to me.  I&#8217;ll gladly post your pictures since I apparently bought the &#8220;bug free&#8221; version of Sims Seasons.</p>
<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/simsgamer">Sims Gamer</a></p>
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