Michael Vick - deny, deny, deny and live for another day
March 27, 2007 by James Edwards
Filed under Atlanta Falcons, Michael Vick, NFL Football
NFL Football at its best. NFL Football at its craziest.
Vick puts down the water bottle and runs with the football
It is just not the sixties any more. It is not even the seventies, either.
But some guys just get confused.
Have you heard that we were all wrong about Michael Vick?
Yeah, he says he uses the secret drug stash compartment on his water bottle to store jewelry.
Funny thing about that, Michael forgot to tell the Police.
So if this was the sixties it would have been, “oh yeah, that is my pot stash, man, but there is nothing in there but residue now. Already smoked the end of my dime bag, man”.
But it is not the sixties, so Michael can’t admit to anything. He has to deny, deny, deny.
Even in the seventies, we would have been able to ride on the plane without our water bottle being checked, would have just got high before getting on the plane, and would have stunk all over from the skunk weed we just smoked, and nothing would have happened.
But this is not the seventies and Michael has public relations to deal with.
Now we don’t do any bad things, we just deny, deny, deny!
Think about it. The Falcons dealt off Schaub, so he is out of the picture. The NFL has an image to maintain. The owner has an image to maintain. It has to look like Michael was wrongly accused.
The Falcons have set Vick up to be their leader next year, win or lose.
So this is the near the end of the new decade and Michael has to say he uses the compartment for storing jewelry. Please Michael, stop. You are making me laugh too much.
Oh, don’t get me wrong, we want to believe Michael and his jewelry story and we will believe it, because he is a hero.
We need heroes!
We want heroes!
That settles it. That was a jewelry carrying case and not a water bottle with a secret drug compartment after all!
Hey, what have you got in your water bottle?
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You know what, he can deny it, he can live for another year, hell he can live till those herpes get the better of him, or he catches HIV. With those facts aside, whenever the scumbucket dies doesnt matter, all that matters is that karma will get him, and this goes beyond the law…he will pay!
attn: Brady
It is amazing to me that so many people have decided to jump on the bandwagon of bashing this man. I mean everyone from U.S. Senators to average joe blows think they can comment on Michael Vick. You would think with all of these so called decided guilty verdicts that the United States was giving away law degrees and offering judge positions like lottery tickets. Majority of the people downing Michael Vick don’t even have the mental capacity to pass the bar let alone speak on someone else’s faults. So when Michael Vick is released of all charges everyone who placed themselves in the position of a federal judge needs to bend over backwards and stick their head in between their tails!