– Reconstituted Lyrics from a Bob Dylan Classic –
With the usual tip of the hat and apologies to Bob Dylan…
Sarah
I laid on my couch and I sat watching Fox,
You made an announcement, you said, “I resign.”
You called it advancing, thinking out of the box,
Your sights on the White House as President this time.
Sarah, Sarah
Whatever made you wanna change your mind
Sarah, Sarah
So easy to look at, so hard to define.
I can still see them cheering, as you walked to the stage,
They flocked to your speeches, you sounded so glib,
A female with charisma, your were all the rage,
You’ll do just fine …read more

– Lightning Doesn’t Strike, No Locust Plague As President Is Eloquent, Gracious–
President Obama went to Notre Dame yesterday to give a speech to graduating seniors and a lesson in civility to anti-abortion protesters.
A handful of holier-than-thou knuckleheads attempted to disrupt the procedures but were out-thought, out-charmed and totally out-classed by the President.
At one point in the ceremony, the President did grow fangs and make a demand for the blood of young children but, eerily, that metamorphosis did not show up on any of the videos.
Obama noted that, at some level, differing views on abortion were irreconcilable, prompting religious extremists to …read more

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All In Favor…

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All Opposed…

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Looks like the ‘Ayes’ have it…
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