– Blog Action Day 2009 Mobilizes Bloggers In Biggest Waste Of Online Time Since Computer Solitaire –
Has there ever been a more ridiculous time sink than the amount of money, press coverage and trampling of individual choice associated with worrying about global warming?
If someone can point it out to me, I’d love to hear about it.
Take a step back and try to imagine any other reason why reasonably sane people would sit by and consider any one of the following scenarios as a normal, everyday occurrence:
– Allowing the government to make your purchase of big screen TVs illegal
– Having some …read more

– Males Seals Getting More Tail Due To Global Warming –
A recent environmental study found that “male seals are reaping the benefits of climate change by having more sex.”
Scientists also noted a 67% increase in headaches among female seals as well as a growing sense of exasperation in dealing with more frequent requests to “do that thing where you balance my balls on your nose.”
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What? I just had ice cream…
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Symantec Anti-Virus Marketing Guys Look To Make Lemonade By Playing on Fear of Spammers

I think it was Franklin Roosevelt who said, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And having your computer crash.”
Or maybe that was Jim Roosevelt in the IT department.
Symantec, in its February 2009 MessageLabs Intelligence Report, said spammers are “using the current shaky economic conditions to their advantage.”
I haven’t been this surprised since I found out Amy Winehouse had a drug problem.
The report also noted that car salesmen often use higher gas prices to sell more fuel-efficient cars, vegans use food illness …read more