As any self-respecting snarky chick and dish dude knows, Star Jones and Al Reynolds are in the process of getting a divorce. (And Dwayne Wade of the Miami Heat is in the inexplicable process of getting into a relationship with Star Jones).
In a recent chit chat, People.com reports Reynolds as having married Star for love.
Here’s where the Captain Obvious part comes in because all other options defy reason and are therefore ruled out.
Did he marry her for money? No, because he was already a successful banker.
Did he marry her for her body? No, that was pre-gastric bypass. We think not.
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The Miami Heat had a bad season, so bad that guard Dwayne Wade has apparently lost touch with reality.  That’s the only explanation we can think of to explain the rumor that he’s dating divorcee-to-be Star Jones.
This is just plain squicky with a capital S. Actually, let’s make the QUICKY capital too because–well, it should be.

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We can think of at least 5 reasons why this should be classified as squicky:
1. Does anyone remember how she went on . .  and on . . . and on . . . about her sponsor-filled, constantly plugged wedding on …read more