If Heaven has an alarm clock, then surely it looks like this. (As we all know, alarm clocks are of-the-Devil and crafted by Satan’s minions in some vile sub-basement of Hell, so of course Heaven can’t possibly have them… but just go with me here.) No matter what your definition of cool, Sony’s ICF-CL75iP has to fit the bill. As long as Sony comes up with a better name for it before release, anyway.

What you’re looking at is an alarm clock, digital photo frame, and iPod/iPhone dock all in one oh-so-sleek package. It sports a 7″ color LCD screen, 1GB …read more

When Darth Vader wants you to wake up, you can rest assured he will find new ways to motivate you to get out of bed.

The Darth Vader Clock Radio includes an alarm clock that will wake you using one of three pre-recorded soundbytes from the voice of Vader himself, James Earl Jones. The time is displayed with glowing red LED numbers embedded in Vader’s eyes, and the radio includes a built-in input jack for your MP3 player.
It even has a snooze button, but manufacturer Sakar warns if you hit the snooze, you do so “at your own risk.”
Maybe he’ll show …read more

I’ve never been one to be a really heavy sleeper…unless alcohol was involved. Some people are naturally heavy sleepers and could sleep through loud thunderstorms. Some people it takes more than a good shake to wake them. I hate shaking someone when trying to wake them and I don’t like to be shaken either. It just pisses me off and puts me in a sour mood for at least an hour, especially if I’ve been sleep deprived.
For the heavy sleeper that can sleep through his or her alarm going off for two hours, there is the Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock. …read more