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Best and Worst of Sports in 2007, Part II

December 31, 2007 by Jodie Lynn Boduch  
Filed under Baseball, Basketball, Football, Sports Rumors, Tennis

Best and Worst of Sports in 2007, Part II

Whew! We dug up so many fun items for our end-of-year list that we split it in two. In Part I, we listed the Best first.  Here we’re shaking things up a bit—because shaking invokes “shaken,” which puts us in the mood for NYE martinis—and putting Worst at the head of the line.
WORST
Time and place to throw a yellow flag into the stands: Bart Scott of the Baltimore Ravens has a lock on this one. The Ravens were thisclose to beating the Pats until New England scored a touchdown with less than a minute to go. Scott pitched a fit, got a …read more

5 Things Learned from the Pats-Steelers Game

December 10, 2007 by Jodie Lynn Boduch  
Filed under Football, Sports Rumors

5 Things Learned from the Pats-Steelers Game

1. To heck with urban legends: Contrary to popular belief, the cut-off hoodie is not the only piece of upper body outerwear Bill Belichick wears.
2. If you want substance behind a player’s guarantee that his team will win, don’t expect the Steelers’ Anthony Smith—spotted wearing egg on his trash-talking visage today—to be your guy.

3. The yellow flag-tossing trend didn’t catch on. That $25,000 fine the league assessed Bart Scott for his antics on December 3 apparently weren’t much of an incentive.
4. Watching Borat the night before the game may ingrain the phrase “like sleeve of wizard” in one’s head; surprisingly, its descriptive use for anything “loose” or “hanging” …read more

Yellow Flags: What Not to Do

December 4, 2007 by Jodie Lynn Boduch  
Filed under Football, Sports Rumors

Yellow Flags: What Not to Do

Let’s call on Baltimore Ravens linebacker Bart Scott for this one.
Coach: Bart, if we’re ahead of the undefeated Patriots but then they score a touchdown to pull ahead with less than a minute to go, what’s the best thing to do?
Bart Scott: Throw a temper tantrum?
Coach: Don’t be a knucklehead! That’ll get you a 15-yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct!
Bart Scott: *&$#^@! If the zebras drop a flag on the field against me, I’m gonna chuck that banana-colored hanky right into the fifth row behind the endzone!
Coach: *slams clipboard against locker* No, no, a thousand times no! Pour some Gatorade down your shorts …read more


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