– Awesome Infomercial Only Topped By Product Name –
They say desperate times call for desperate measures.
Somebody must be reeeallly desperate because this infomercial for Doc Bottoms Aspray pretty much scrapes the um, … bottom of the infomercial barrel.
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Can I buy an ‘S’?
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If you thought it was impossible to make Axe Body Spray look classy — think again.
There’s so much going on in this commercial it’s easy to forget all the reasons why you’d want to carry around a bottle of this stuff instead of just taking a shower once a week.
There’s the Billy-Mays-wannabe announcer who’s more excited …read more

– At Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson’s Entourage Scrambles to Find New Spokesman for Singer’s Memorabilia –

Last Thursday was pay day for all the hangers-on and enablers of Michael Jackson, but their camp was thrown into disarray when it was announced over the weekend that famed TV pitchman Billy Mays had died.
“Let’s face it,” said Jackson’s personal pharmacist who has a book coming out tomorrow, “Billy was the only infomercial guy who had the stature to hawk all the tasteless crap that will be coming out over the next 10 years.”
With Mays no longer available to shout rhyming couplets about upcoming …read more