Uh… you think?

I’m wondering why she seriously didn’t have the wake up call before Moynahan gave birth. After all, Brady left the actress (to be with Bündchen) at the same time he found out he was going to be a father. But I guess that wasn’t reality enough for Bündchen. She says, “In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops – wake-up call!”

But hey, that didn’t stop her from marrying the guy. She says she knows Tom has a good heart and comes from good people. They are also going to “re” celebrate their recent wedding at a reception this Friday. So if you haven’t received your invitation yet, I hate to break it you but you’re probably not invited.

Image: splashnewsonline.com

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Gisele Bündchen on Tom Brady’s Child

Congrats to Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady! They are engaged, and planning a spring wedding.

I’m happy if they are happy. I mean, so what if he left the woman who was pregnant with his son in order to be with Gisele. Right?

So what if he was a total scoundrel by getting involved with Gisele before he broke up with Bridget Moynahan.

Right?

No! No, NOT right. Men who do such things should suffer (at least for a while!). NOT take up with super-hot models before the ink on the pregnancy test of their former/present girlfriend is even dry.

Anywho, Tom popped the question with a “diamond solitaire” according to People. I’m sure Bridget was thrilled for them. I’m sure Bridget and Tom’s son was thrilled (of course he’s just a toddler, and aren’t they always thrilled? Lucky little buggers that they are.)

I’m sure Leo DiCaprio is thrilled, since he and Gisele had an on again/off again thing that lasted years.

Everyone’s thrilled! Okay? (And I might be too…. give me time….)

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I’m Happy That Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady Are Engaged… But…

Gisele Bundchen, Brazilian supermodel and girlfriend to New England Patriots QB-but-not-for-this-season Tom Brady, is putting up some of her diamonds for auction.

Is she making room for more diamonds, or at least a certain kind of sparkly on a certain finger? Is she parting with the ice to banish the ghosts of boyfriends past? (Hey, she dated Leonardo di Caprio, remember?) Or does she need the money?

Man, we were thisclose to typing that last question with a straight face. 

Bridget Moynahan’s Baby Daddy’s skinnier half is mum as to why she’ll be selling the shiny stuff at Christie’s next month. But who cares, when the little people have a chance to pony up for the 3.35 carat Sabbadini diamond ring and/or a 6 carat—hey, doesn’t that make it heavier than Gisele herself?—diamond pendant necklace?

Start lining up those pennies in neat stacks of 10. The ring could nab $15-20K and the necklace, $150-200K.

Images: Used with permission of www.splashnewsonline.com

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Wanna Buy Gisele’s Old Bling-Bling?

Walsh turned over videotapes last week but the much-anticipated footage of the pre-Super Bowl XXXVI walkthrough of the St. Louis Rams‘ practice was not among them. Expect Walsh to be grilled all the same.

If we were asking Matt Walsh questions, here’s what they would be:

1  Is it true that you accidentally recorded Dancing With the Stars (when Mario left) over the all-important pre-Super Bowl XXXVI walkthrough tape? Or was it Britney Spears’ first cameo on How I Met Your Mother that ruined the evidence?

2  How’s your golf pro business doing since “Matt Walsh” went from total obscurity to household name (among NFL fans)? Has the publicity been good?

3  How much did you bet on the New York Giants in the Super Bowl this year? Did you lock in the odds on the Giants just before the story broke on February 2, the day before the Super Bowl?

4 How deep inside Senator Arlen Specter’s pocket are you? Did he promise you season tickets to the Philadelphia Eagles?

5  Bridget Monyahan or Gisele Bundchen?

Bridget Moynahan seems to be indicating the length of something here . . .

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady laughing, possibly even about Bridget Moynahan and how she’s changing diapers while they’re out on the town.

Images: Used courtesy of www.splashnewsonline.com

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5 (Or So) Questions We’d Ask Matt Walsh

The pre-Gisele girlfriend of the New England Patriots QB chats with her pal—and birthing partner—Sam Harris about life with baby and without Brady (hence the need for Harris to step up to the plate).

Little John Edwards Thomas Moyhanan was born August 22. (And he already has his own blog, too). Spygate hit a few weeks later, but the name “JET” Moynahan really has us wondering if Bridget got a little help from Eric Mangini on that one.

If you don’t have 9m, 22s to kill, check out a few snippets of their convo at People.com.  

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Bridget Moynahan on Being Brady-less

Eli Manning and Gisele Bundchen
First Baby Bro Manning gets the Super Bowl ring, then the girl? Now wouldn’t that get Tom’s jockstrap in a bun(d)ch.

Tom Brady and Tara Reid
What, you don’t root for ex-sweethearts rekindling the flame? Don’t worry–Tara Reid probably isn’t game for it anyway.

Tony Romo and Bridget Moynahan
If you think the paparazzi likes the Cowboys QB with Jessica Simpson, imagine the tizzy a Brady Baby Mama coupling would trigger. 

Terrell Owens (T.O.) and Serena Williams
What happens when you pair up two outspoken athletes who each have an overflow of self-love? Inquiring minds want to know.

Maria Sharapova and Yao Ming
This one’s only fun if they procreate. We want to see how tall their kids would be.

Roger Federer and Paris Hilton
One of the classiest tennis players ever and one of the flakiest blondes ever. Either we’ll see her sitting with refinement in a Wimbledon box seat or we’ll see him dancing on tables at Pure. Either way, we want to see it.

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6 Sports Couples We’d Like to See

Somehow, we were not aware of this bizarre twist of celebrity-pairings trivia until today. A long time ago, in an era before Gisele Bundchen and Bridget Moynahan, Tom Brady dated . . . Tara Reid.

Wow. Just . . . wow. And not in a good way.

And Tara doesn’t exactly wish Tom Brady good things, especially during a Super Bowl party. We’re a little too PG-13 to repeat it, but read Reid’s, uh, well wishes at Perez Hilton. 

Now that is one classy chick.

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Tara Reid: Not a Tom Brady Fan

Push us over with a feather from a Las Vegas showgirl’s pink boa. We’re shocked! Or not. Here’s our gee-hardly-at-all-jaded take:

1. This is sour grapes by a) the St. Louis Rams and b) everyone who resented the 2007 New England Patriots’ perfect regular season.

2. What do you think the odds are that no other team/coach in the history of the NFL ever taped another team? Slimmer than an Olsen twin standing sideways.

3. Those who are still crying in their Bud Light over the non-issue Spygate became will relish in using this ”new evidence” to resurrect the ”asterisk” talk. 

4. This is oh-so-conveniently timed. Somebody should launch an investigation to see if the New York Giants are behind this bombshell. Or Eli Manning. Or better yet, Peyton Manning. Or better yet, Nabisco, who sponsors those completely asinine neat-o Double Stuff Oreo commercials. Or maybe even Bridget Moynahan.

Or maybe . . . we consider that this is just a last-ditch effort to get under the skin of Brady, Belichick, & Company and/or take them down should they be victorious today.

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So the Pats Taped the Rams Before Super Bowl XXXVI

GoS: Was Tom wearing cologne the day he held the door open for you?

WM: Not that I can remember, but he did smell very clean, like he had showered right before class.

GoS: Did you ask him out?

WM: Only in my head.

GoS: Why not? 

WM: Stupidity. However, if I had done so, I could’ve changed the fate of the NFL forever. What if we fell in love, ran off together, and he thought, “I am going to get picked so late in the draft I will never be a starter. Let’s go live in Hawaii instead!” I’d have said yes and well, where would the Patriots be then? Their fans should thank me for my restraint.

GoS: Indeed, thank you. Did you at least try to kiss him? Did he try to kiss you?

WM: I did not (see above loser-ness), but in the re-creation in my mind I did.  I’m sure that he would have kissed me, but I think he was very busy and had something to go do of some great importance. Yes, we’ll go with that.

GoS: Who do you think is better for him, Bridget Moynahan or Gisele Bundchen? Or that reporter who proposed to him, Ines Gomez-Mont?

WM: Um, me? (Don’t tell my husband) [Gos: Everyone on the Internet, you heard Winnie. Let's keep it among ourselves, OK?] 

GoS: Would you classify Tom Brady as a jock-jerk or a nice guy destined for NFL records and overall quarterback fabulousness?

WM: Based on my experience, I’d have to say that he is a nice guy. I mean, to hold the door for some plain short girl who you may or may not have seen following you all around campus? That is pure nice guy.

GoS: Thanks, Winnie. You’re the envy of swooning chicks everywhere. But now we want to know if you’ve ever met Bill Belichick . . .

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A Tom Brady Encounter, Part II

Brady’s teammates, not to mention Coach Bill Belichick, joked around with the oh-so-curious press concerning the star quarterback’s whereabouts. Said wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth: “Bill actually brought me in his office earlier this morning and asked me if I wanted to move to quarterback, and we’re going to put in a whole new offense.”

Inspired by such wit, we’ve put together a list of the top 10 answers the New England Patriots could have (and maybe should have) said in response to the big question,

Where is Tom Brady?

1. “He’s got a ‘supporting‘ role in a new Bridget Moynahan film.”

2. “He’s kicking back for a few days with Peyton Manning. Apparently, Peyton’s feelings are hurt about not making it to the Super Bowl and brother Eli Manning just isn’t there for him the way Tom is.” 

3. “‘Tom Brady’ doesn’t exist. He’s actually a government spy, and ‘record-breaking quarterback’ was just a cover. He’s gone dark.” 

4. “He retired and moved to Brazil to start a lingerie company to rival Victoria’s Secret.”

5. “He took a job at McDonald’s instead, so listen closely next time you hear, ‘Do you want fries with that?’”

6. “He’s gone to look for Chuck Knoblauch.” 

7. “He’s ’seen too much’ in the North End of Boston and is now in the witness protection program.”

8. “He just isn’t that into football anymore.”

9. “He and Gisele Bundchen went to Los Cabos. ’Why does Tony Romo get to have all the fun?’ Brady said.”

10. “He’s busy recruiting the paparazzi to film the New York Jets‘ defense in the endzone next season. Tom feels the shutterbugs have the subtlety required for the undercover job.”

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Top 10 Answers to the Question, “Where is Tom Brady?”